Thursday, March 15, 2007

Job interview questions


I had a job interview today for a job I'd really like. Here's some funny interview questions from a business site.

1. "Will your girlfriend give you strife if we send you on a business trip to Bangkok for two years?"

2. "Working here is a lot like being on LSD. Know what I mean?"

3. "Come in. Sit down. Would you like some sushi?"

4. "What's a nice girl like you doing in metallurgical engineering?"

5. "What can I do to convince you to join the Dark Side?"

6. "You code and manage. You've answered every answer correctly. Can you tell me what is wrong with you?"

7. "How does it make you feel knowing I hold your destiny in my hands?"

8. "Doesn't that nose piercing hurt?"

9. "How the hell do you left-click a round mouse?"

10. "Single people work more. Are you single?"

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

In class at 8:30am

I have an 8:00 class on Tuesdays. Today we were treated to an internet adventure. Our teacher was demonstrating all the different places one could look for information on different subjects. At 8:30 am the topic was glass and glassblowing.com appeared on the giant screen at the front of class and we watched this video about glass blowing set to, now waite for the punch line, walking on broken glass, priceless. I recomend watching it and then think about all the cumulative time you've wasted.

a glassblowing adventure